The cold winds are rising, bitches!

banavalope:

inresponseitop:

cutefurrythings:

Kittens

x

This is important because reasons.

i am screaming

What stress?

What stress?

clawsfight:

expectation:

image

reality:

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driving-in-the-sampala:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

First

iamsherlokid:

king-of-crows-and-dogs:

sonicscepter:

I HAVE FOUND EVERY COLOR CRAYOLA HAS MADE INTO CRAYONS AND RENAMED THEM BASED ON SOME POPULAR TUMBLR FANDOMS.

YOU’RE WELCOME.

Some of the shades in between got named weird because I ran out of ideas. I worked on this for a week, guys.

Based on this post.

Oh my god, this is legitimately one of the best things I’ve ever seen here on tumblr.

And the fact that I fucking got all of these references. 

Perfection.

I lost my shit at ‘not a creative colour.’

characterdevelopmentwrites:

heathyr:

so i see this heartbreaking similarity here…

suddenly everything is 100% more terrible

j-moriarty:

joeshmo:

shavingryansprivates:

romeo romeo

where the fuck is you, romeo

Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.

SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.

romeo romeo

why the fuck is you romeo

su-ic-id-al:

distressed—teens:

ddaughter:

i think its dumb if drug dealers get sentenced to longer in prison that rapists?? like people ask for drugs but no one asks for rape???

Finally someone said it.

Sophie: Oh my god so Maisie and I can not look Iwan in the eye anymore
Maisie: Oh my god yeah, should we tell them?
Sophie: So Maisie and I we always have these sleepovers in our hotel and um (laughs)
Maisie: oh my god
Sophie: I don't know, I'd done like goth emo make up on Maisie and Maisie had done like fake tattoos all over-oh and I was a vampire and I had like blood dripping from my mouth and we were gonna go to my mum's floor and scare her, and knock on the door and scare her and the lift just went all the way to the bottom
Maisie: because we'd hung around too long, instead of pressing the buttons straight away we waited too long and then it went down to the ground floor
Sophie: and Iwan, no it wasn't just Iwan it was like the writer Vanessa Taylor (Maisie and Sophie both laugh)
Maisie: it was so embarassing because the door opened and we're in our pajamas as well and Iwan was like "uh hi girls" and we were like "oh my god"
Sophie: and they let us go back up they didn't even get in the lift
Maisie: and the door just slowly closed and we went back up to the top
Sophie: we can never look him in the eye again